Haziq ika was born on 17 february 1989. On tat day god was bored so he decided to have a little joke. thus haziq ika was born. since michael jordan, a man standing around 6 foot 6, had been born on the same date, God decided made haziq at least a whole 1 foot lower.
Haziq ika had a caeserian birth, and due to this some claim it has caused certain notable deficiencies(although some claim its because he watches too much japanese porn)
Haziq Ika is the worlds tallest midget and he says he says being short doesnt determine success(thats what short ppl say).
He is also known as seargent steem because of angular rises in his pants which seem to hold mystical powers to all who gaze upon them.
His interests are: Asian Women
Floorball
Being a rockstar with lots of shags
Being frens with god
Due to his cbd however, he has failed to succeed in all four areas, yes, even the last one
Additionally, he was also buanged from the dunman gang for awhile, but then they decided that haziq was retarded enough to be accepted in. GWALA
CHEERS
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