for ol' times sake,

This song is made by ibans who want to pray to their goddess. they believe that last time, their great tuk ibani came up with a plan to line banana tree stems along the coast to prevent whales from attacking their island. This strangely, failed. SO the ibans threw tuk ibani into the sea and he drowned. The sea goddess gave the ibans peace by driving away the whales because of their human sacrifice.

This story is certified true because when I told this story, the moon and the north star align at night, then there is an alakompor fatakunsi. This is a true story. TRADEMARK MKN.

VIDEO 8: NEW CHALLENGER

This is a video starring our new CHALLENGER= ABDUL RAHMAN! it is a parody of the gatsby hair wax commercial. DISTURBIAAAAAA

Haziq Ika(SGT STEEM)

Haziq ika was born on 17 february 1989. On tat day god was bored so he decided to have a little joke. thus haziq ika was born. since michael jordan, a man standing around 6 foot 6, had been born on the same date, God decided made haziq at least a whole 1 foot lower.

Haziq ika had a caeserian birth, and due to this some claim it has caused certain notable deficiencies(although some claim its because he watches too much japanese porn)

Haziq Ika is the worlds tallest midget and he says he says being short doesnt determine success(thats what short ppl say).

He is also known as seargent steem because of angular rises in his pants which seem to hold mystical powers to all who gaze upon them.

His interests are: Asian Women
Floorball
Being a rockstar with lots of shags
Being frens with god

Due to his cbd however, he has failed to succeed in all four areas, yes, even the last one

Additionally, he was also buanged from the dunman gang for awhile, but then they decided that haziq was retarded enough to be accepted in. GWALA

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Video 7. Another Free- Dub and Jibrail's virgin post.

This is Jibrail himself finally knowing how to post a video. I just read all the mambo jambo tt haziq has posted earlier and i'll get back to u later, Ika. Little short mofo..

Now... about this video, its just another of my free- dubbing and my videos actt show my video editing skills.. My teacher caught me doing a video which to his belief.... brings down the name of the school. TPJC (To Protect Jesus Christ). Who cares? i wont insult Dunman. Haziq has done enuf of that by telling people that HE"S an ex- Dunmanite. Yeah, watever.... I just hope he does not find this blog and this will be a tool for him to track all my video activities..
I dream to be the "Borat of Singapore" and show the uglier side of Singapore. This video.. is teaching us lessons about loving our parents and keeping them when the reach their ripe age. My intentions are pure, man... serious!!! Our country is facing ageing population and.... ok tts enuf. But, i cannot get proper actors to act out my scripts, so i take weird ppl in public places to act it out for me. Sorry to my victims. I ask Singapore for their permission of ther videos for comedy's sake and to impart moral valoues to our young. SERIOUS!!! TTS MY INTENTION!!! BELIEVE ME LAH!!!

Edited on 4th August, 2008. Too bad this video is also removed, same reasons as Losers in the MRT.

More notes on raja jibrail jibat

The face of a guy who has gotten laid


By the way, we also forgot to tell you that raja jibrail jibat is the only guy we know who has lost his virginity. of course, we dont have proof, but hey, with a face like that, i guess its possible.

this is despite him having almost zero gal pals in secondary school and being deemed a potential 40 year old virgin.

He is also the principle filmaker of the most of the vids you see here on the website

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RAJA JIBRAIL JIBAT

RAJA JIBRAIL AKA JIBAT according to dunmanwiki, is supposedly one of the spawn of satans coming out from one of the crystal growths in his home. Due to this phenomena, jibrail can do a whole load of push ups beyond human resistance levels. Due to his unnautral birth(or saluran aneh, as described by PSD), he somehow has tendencies to display an enlarged foto of his anus to all his friends in school. he has an uncanny talent for making big jewel rings for cranky old men to wear for their upcoming 4th/5th wedding.

VIDEO 6: A jump back in time

because i have been doing stupid videos for quite a while, i thought id show a few older ones, not related to comedy at all. these are just some videos from my cambridge trip which i did. the first one was a kind of memorial video that we did. the second is a dance done by aidil and haziq(me). aidil is an 18 yr old boy who is an ex dunmanite who happens to love manchester united, asian women, and his family, in that order. im jus kidding. haziq is in the same class as aidil, and he loves pretending to be a rockstar dating gaziliions of chicks. he likes asian women but only cause he knows he probably cant get others. not that he has much chance with asian women either.

VIDEO 5: Sleepy hair eating boy

why does rajajibrail make fun of nerdy bespectacled chinese guys from his class? cause they dont make fun of him back. probably. anyway i dunnoe whether to feel sad, or to laugh out loud. seriously.

VIDEO 4: The Biology Man

One of the spawns of satan, raja jibrails little young uns, his brother actually, made this video with the intention of it being educational. somehow i dont relli learn anything except that students these days are confident public spheaccckeerrrs that can spit, i mean speak about large intestines while a poor frog is being murdered in the background.

VIDEO 3: Premjeet's first date

ok, this is not prem's REAL first date. its just his first, well, real FAKE date. about 6 months ago once again, the dunmanites had nothing to do. so haziq decided to create an online personality known as "liyana" to tempt prem into falling in love with the personality and then going out on a date with "her". anyway, despite major hiccups, like jibat revealing his identity to prem accidentally , the silly sikh still fell for the trick. in the end he went for the date and we video taped him to show how desperate he was. the funny thing relli was what an arrogant bastard he was towards his tpjc frens when he thought he had an online girlfriend. it was relli shit cause he had only known "her" for 2 weeks! who the hell shows off his not yet confirmed to exist, online girlfriend who he only knew for 2 weeks! and who the hell shows off the picture of their girl on their mobile phones to all their frens. my goodness. did we have a laugh? yes...a very big one..

Premjeet singh dhillon.

premjeet is one of our best friends and he is a dunmanite. however, he is also an immature asshole who doesn't know that women arent meatbags. anyway. premjeet singh dhillon has never had a girlfriend before and he thinks getting one, or getting laid(we are confused over this) is the most important thing in his entire life. Well we cant blame him altogether cause we used to call him tits cause he had manboobs. even though he is thinner now he still cant get the girls and he even tried going to tpjc post prom party thinking he could get laid. as much as we know he will probably hate us for typing up this we have to do it cause we love him.

Finally explaining myself

Hello. even though i have had three posts (in a matter of three minutes) i have not explained what the hell this blog is about. so i am going to explain now. this blog...is about a group of ex dunmanites( dunmaneans) who are big losers and have nothing to do with their lives but create stupid videos. although one of us claims he has gotten laid several times, we are still pretty much losers. we hope you like our loserish videos.

VIDEO 2: The History behind losers in the MRT

they say inspiration comes when you least expect it. who knew that watching two idiots in an mrt would give a rajajibrail his first taste of dub comedy. anyway enough of that rubbish. this is the original video. i would say this is more spontaneous and funnier for those of you who like word jokes, but Losers in the MRT has more crass and colour.

VIDEO 1: Losers in the MRT

LOSERS IN THE MRT was created by rajajibrail(jibat(juburia)) and syafiq(syazx) and it is about two girls who fight over their hair. it is a phenomenon based on the original overdub video "bangla mrt". watch and enjoy!

Edited on 4th august: Nah, it just happened that the girl in the video took it hardly. Well, she suffered emotional damage due to this video. Apparently she hated it. Which one of the girls, i don't know, but give her a chance, will you? This video hit 22000+ views in singapore, maybe people around her are saying "Eh! Kau jangan sebut kata nama mak aku, faham!" everytime they see her. Such a waste the actress is really a loser, not only in the MRT, but online n in life... Sorry, girl..

Hi. I hope that you will remove this video as this video features me. I am just a secondary school student as you should know and the extent of the damage done to me because of your irresponsible action is irrevocable. This is an utter violation of privacy and in Singapore, we are governed by something known as law. By capturing the video in the first place, you are already showing that you have no regards of the law at all. You jeopardize people's life for a moment of fun and impulsiveness. This is an invasion of the privacy I'm obliged to have and also, defamation. The video already have 22,000 + hits now, how much more damage are you going to do? If I were to take legal actions against you, I can file under harassment, defamation, illegal computer usage, invasion of privacy, and racism. I beseech you to remove the video once you read this, or I will hand this case over to the Police and I assure you that I will have no qualms. Please consider. I have already saved a copy of your video which can be presented in Court as evidence. You can contact me through Youtube. I would not like to blow up this matter and I sincerely hope that this matter can be resolved out of court. Thanks.

hi
thank you for removing the video. please also delete the copy of it you might have and also, do not pass the video around. I know i have no way of making sure you do so. thus, I appeal to your conscience.

first, i would like to commend your taste of music (I love Walls Of Jericho, they rock!) second i would like to tell you that you seem like a pretty decent guy and should know that fun is good but not at the expense of others. the same concept applies for getting profile views and video views on youtube.

I would like to keep my identity private if thats okay with you. however i shall tell you this;

the two of us (in the video) are best friends. and what you saw was just us goofing around. ( if you have friends, I'm sure you know what i mean) everyone has the right to have fun ( which may some times result in accidents) but no one has the right to film these people without their consent. with this i also request that you remove the other video of your classmate.

regards, realitystinks
FIERCE AH THIS GIRL! RESPECT!

ORDER ALREADY BUT NOT YET COME!

why? why already but not yet come? because i dunnoe how to post video properly! goddamit! ok i will try again