See how early these kids start crime nowadays

Starting from littering, the smallest crime for the smallest people, slowly developing to bigger crimes for bigger ages.
Littering. the most pathetic crime you can ever boast about.
Do it tell others about it! "I'm a criminal.. and i got away with it."

Big Girls (You Are Beautiful)

10 Reasons to love big girls:
1)They are good for your health. because theyll eat all ur junk food before u can
2)When standing closeby, she can provide you shade
3)you know ur relationship is "safe"
4)you know she cant fit into that pricey black dress
5)you can tell her that theres no way you can send her places
6)she wont take you jogging
7)you never have to buy her a bikini
8)when clubbing, she'll open up the dance floor for you
9)she'll taste great when the both of you get stuck on a desert island
10) she's probably not going to get any fatter. maybe.